Monday, October 10, 2005

Gobble

Happy turkeyday everyone.

And now Derek's Eating Advice:
1) To maximize the amount you can eat, I suggest you pace yourself. If your stomach gets full, there's still plenty of room in the large intestine. Pacing yourself solves this.

2) No matter how full you get, there is always room for pie. Always. Don't take no for an answer. Your body will thank you later.

Don't drink and drive. The damage to your vehicle is hard to explain.

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