Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Facebook Chat

This took place on Facebook chat earlier today. To protect the other party's identity, I won't tell you that it was Ashley Underhill.

Ashley:
vote beta chi

Derek:
what?
why?

Ashley:
BECAUSE
JUST DO IT

Derek:
EXPLAIN YOURSELF, WOMAN!

Ashley:
it takes like 1 second
u could have been done by now

Derek:
I agree, however I don't vote or sign things unless I agree with them.
so: EXPLAIN

Ashley:
for the love of god
we did our day of service. contest for best day of service. vote for us.

Derek:
Explain yourself better.
Use full sentences and such.

Ashley:
READ THE WEBSITE

Derek:
STOP SHOUTING!
I'm going to make you work for my vote.

Ashley:
we made cards for sick kids
u have to vote for ours being the best day of service project out of all the chapters

Derek:
Did the cards contain vaccines?

Ashley:
NO

Derek:
What did the other chapters do?

Ashley:
BYE DEREK!

Derek:
Well how can you reasonably expect me to know that your chapter did the best when I have no frame of reference?